Police later found that Mr. Igose had attempted to hide three large lobsters in the crotch of his baggie, pleaded khakis. When the crustaceans were removed publicly in front of the other shoppers in the market, Mr Igose, pants around his ankles, claimed he was shocked they had managed to “fall into my trousers unnoticed”.
— Day 186: Deliver a photocopy of a lobster to a neighbor • The Time Hack
